Pops
Master Member
Posts: 963
Registered: 4-13-2008
Location: Eli
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Drinking and Driving
I would like to share an experience with you, about drinking and driving.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends at the Marriott Hotel and I had a couple of cocktails and some rather nice red
wine.
Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before: I took a bus home.
Sure enough I passed a police road block but as it was a bus, they waved it past.
I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise; as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it.
Gotta make it home before the chairs do!!!
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4-PLAY
Senior Member
Posts: 290
Registered: 10-31-2005
Location: Florence, Ky.(CB)
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Mood: spring
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Was it a greyhound ?
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WaterWings
Super Administrator
Posts: 8245
Registered: 2-3-2006
Location: Lexington KY (CB)
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I love that one Pops!
Sad part is it could be true. 
WHATEVER floats your boat Dude!
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Addiction
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Posts: 198
Registered: 4-9-2010
Location: Monroe, OH/Conley Bottom
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My husband just emailed me that joke! I loved it! It made this long Friday better! 
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Captain Bob
Moderator Emeritus
Posts: 8564
Registered: 6-18-2002
Location: Always close by
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Mood: Retired.. but active.
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That's a keeper!
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Brian
Master Member
Posts: 1278
Registered: 4-26-2005
Location: Faubush, KY
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I was in a bar last night. Had a few.... I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from
Scotland?" One of them chirped: "It's WALES you idiot!" So I immediately apologized and said.... "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"
That's the last thing I remember.......
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E_HILLMAN
Master Member
Posts: 6431
Registered: 3-23-2006
Location: North Central KY (Leesburg) JRM
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ROFLMAO!
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